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Human Growth Hormone: A History of...

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****Since we are leaving soon, we are going to Turn Back the Clock a little bit on some of our best posts. This post was originally run on December 19, 2007 and was extremely insightful.

Some background:  When I first started to think about this blog, I originally had planned to collect information from time to time during the next few weeks.  I began my collection today; I had about an hour and a half between clinic times, and a few times in between patients to research the topic in several academic journals.  Surprisingly, my search was relatively easy.  If you have never read an academic journal, let me give you a brief run down.  Much like a website, there are keywords, and much like Google, all I have to do is enter a keyword in order to find an article from a journal that would suit my needs.  Pubmed.com is world renowned for containing a huge collection of everything that is medically acceptable in academic journals.  Once I located on article that I like, I usually go to the references in that article and my hunt begins to track down the original articles on the topic...usually you find it, and often along the way, you gather all the information that you need...hence, I am writing the HGH blog today.  I hope that you find it informative and useful...as always, feel free to ask question, I will answer them the best way that I can...

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Jim Edmonds Coming to Chicago

edmondsisgay.jpgYeah, it's gonna happen. Former Cardinals CF Jim Edmonds is on his way to signing with the Cubs and....it's actually a smart move by the Cubs. That was difficult to write.

I really, really, really don't like Edmonds, but you know what? I want to win a fucking pennant. I can taste it in my mouth with this team and it's time to do whatever it takes to get there. I can bite my tongue for a little while if it means in the end that the Cubs are in a better position to win a title....and Edmonds puts the Cubs in that position, sadly.

Look, he's not going to come in here and play every day but he is a better alternative, right now, than Felix Pie. Besides that, he's going to sign for the pro-rated veterans minimum for the rest of the season and if he can give the Cubs anything....anything....it will be worth it. If he gives the Cubs nothing, it still allows Pie to go back to Iowa and work on his game before being called up after Edmonds is released. The Cubs need a left-handed hitting back-up outfielder and now they are going to go out and get one since their in-house option isn't really working out.




 

What is wrong with Horseracing?

alg_rags2riches.jpgI know a little bit about horses.  One of the benefits of being a poor farm kid from Indiana is that I know a little bit about horses.  This is still a sports site, we aren’t dead yet, and with the euthanization of Eight Belles the sport of horse racing is on the pages again.  The problem is that horses die, sometimes in a very public fashion and at rates easily deemed alarming, in Thoroughbred horse racing.   Disclaimer: I am not a veterinarian.   

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Cobra Brigade Post #1,000

millerinwater.jpgThat is not a typo. Since our 'soft launch' on May 10, 2007 we have posted 1,000 entries. One thousand posts divided by a leap year tells me that we've had about three posts a day for our year of existence. Not bad. Throw in the 6,300 comments we've had and.....well, I'm not sure what it means in the grand scheme of things.

For those of you who have read every entry and been here the entire time....good God you must be bored at work. Seriously though, Thanks. Even though we are shutting down soon, it has been quite a ride. From my initial post about Jason Marquis (what?) to our arguments about IU Basketball/Kelvin Sampson (give it a break) to our announcement that we'd be leaving....it's been fun....for the most part. 

If I could do this all over again, which I won't be doing, I'd make this an 'invitation only' site because at times things got out of hand and to be honest with you.....we only really care about the people who read daily (or close to it). Obviously that doesn't mean that we'd have the 'hits' we had but I think we'd have a lot more fun with a smaller group of people. Hindsight is 20/20.

I hope that we've been able to give you some insight and make you laugh a little bit over the last year as well as being a time consumer for those of you at work. We really had no idea what we were doing when we started and.....we're not far from that still. We write what we think and we think what we write. Or something like that.

Anyways, enjoy the picture of Marisa Miller, she's the best, and thanks again for sticking around for so long.
 

Pie to Minors.....Good Idea

pietominors.jpgI'm probably the biggest Felix Pie supporter out there but when I read this morning that he might be heading back to Iowa.....I thought it was a good idea.

I like what Pie brings to the table with his speed and defense but he's just not ready to hit in the major leagues. While he's dominated in the minor leagues, he just hasn't been able to translate that into success in the majors and there is one main reason why.....he has no idea about the strike zone. None. Whatsoever.

I've been playing MLB '08: The Show fairly often at my house since most of my other stuff is packed up for the move and in the career mode you have to meet certain standards before you are able to move up to the next level. I have no problem meeting the batting average, RBI's and OB % standards but when it comes to taking a walk...I'm clueless when it comes to the strike zone. Just like Pie.

What the Cubs need to do right now is to send him down to Iowa and tell him that if he doesn't have 40 walks by the MLB All-Star Break then he's not coming up and will be put on the trading block. Iowa has about 64 games during that timespan, if he's sent down this weekend, and that really wouldn't be a tough task for someone who wants to move up in the organization. I don't care about how many homers he hits, how many highlight reel catches he makes or how many wins Iowa has with him in the lineup. If he doesn't have 40 walks in 64 games then he doesn't get called up again. Learning plate discipline isn't something that's impossible as Ronny Cedeno has shown us this season so I don't think it's too much to ask.

The best case scenario is that Pie goes down, gets the 40 walks and gets called up to the Cubs after the break. He then becomes the Jacque Jones-type player that they had last season that solidifies the lineup and gives them defense in center field. Worst case scenario is that Pie goes to Iowa, continues to do what he's doing now and then is part of the trade for Brian Roberts later on this season. If Pie wants to be a Cubs player he's going to have to earn it and he's going to have to do it soon before he's traded.
 

Buck Rampage vs Cougar.....The Conclusion

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****Since we are leaving soon, we are going to Turn Back the Clock a little bit on some of our best posts. Here is Buck's conclusion to his adventure with his Cougar from August 2007. Click Part 1 to read the beginning.

So, where did Jack leave off? Oh yes, the ride to the airport. Now before we get to this much anticipated "Conclusion", I think everyone needs to know that this is my first foray into the world of Cougars. Actually, I'm not sure if you could even call it my own foray, as I was pulled into this situation by said Cougar. She had an unshakable force about her, much like gravity, she was relentless. Without further ado, here it goes.

Note: I believe the Cougar to be 35-40 yrs old. I don't think she is married (ie. no ring). I don't know if she has kids. Those three questions were never asked. I don't believe any of those questions should have been asked in this situation. I disagree with Jack's assessment of "fairly' good looking in the comment section of the first post. I would say she was above that. We'll just say straight up good looking. Especially for a 35-40 yr. old. Totally unbiased opinion. Ha.

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Ray McCallum Gets His Revenge

mccallum.jpgBy now you probably know that Hoosier Nation and the entire Internet is going crazy about Tom Crean's statement about Eli Holman transferring to Detroit Mercy:

"We were led to believe that this was a family decision and that he wanted to get closer to home, but now it doesn't look like that's the way it's going to turn out,'' Crean said. "I don't think there's any doubt that there was a certain amount of orchestrating going on. It's disappointing -- very disappointing -- on a lot of fronts.''
So Crean is upset that he was led to believe one thing and then another thing happened....Well, welcome to Ray McCallum's world over the past six months! Look, I don't think it's good that he took a player that IU probably needed next season, but I'm not faulting the guy like everyone else is. In fact, I applaud him for getting his 'revenge'.

As you all remember, McCallum and Dan Dakich were up for the job to replace Kelvin Sampson and it reportedly came down to a meeting with the athletics administration just minutes before the press conference. All the players wanted McCallum to be the coach, but the alumni/boosters (even the anonymous donor) wanted Dakich in there. McCallum had the better coaching track record and was seemingly being groomed to take over the position earlier in the season in case something did happen with Sampson at a time when Dakich was just being brought onto the basketball team. Of course, Dakich got the job. McCallum walked out of his meeting with AD Rick Greenspan disappointed and, I'm guessing, hurt.

So now the season has ended, IU has a new coach and McCallum leaves. Since McCallum helped recruit most of the players it's not unfathomable to think that he would take some of them with him to his new place of employment, is it? I understand that Crean is upset because Holman was giving him answers that led him to believe that he'd be back with the team next season but, as McCallum knows, until you have it in writing....it means nothing.
 

Thoughts on the Cubs/Cardinals Series

cubscardinals.2008.jpgYes, the series was last weekend but A) I haven't written about it and B) there was a request for it, so here are some random thoughts about the series that the Cardinals won.

- I'm still not sold on the Cardinals in the long-term but right now they look pretty solid. They pitch well, they get on base and, for the most part, they play fundamentally sound baseball. Tony LaRussa is obviously a very good manager that will get the most out of his players and Albert Pujols is the best player west of the Bronx.

Rick Ankiel is having a nice little season so far but I'm just waiting for him to go through a month where he struggles. Then again, he may never struggle and could be one of the best CF's in the National League....he has that much talent. I think that Troy Glaus is washed up and while my colleague, Buck Rampage, thinks that hitting doubles means that homers are coming for him....I think that these doubles mean that the homers have exited stage left. The rest of the lineup is filled with the second coming of the piranhas (from the Minnesota Twins days). These are guys that won't necessarily kill you instantly but if you let them nibble and nibble and nibble....all of a sudden you've lost a lot of blood and are on the verge of blacking out.

The Cardinals pitching staff right now is filled with pure filth, which is a good thing. Most of them don't have great track records so it will be up to LaRussa and Dave Duncan to somehow keep them where they are. They throw strikes and work quickly. I was waaaay down on the pitching staff before the season but after seeing them in this past series I can now see where the optimism comes from. There is some talent there and they have an ace in Adam Wainwright but I still think that they need at least one, if not two, more quality starters in the rotation. Todd Wellermeyer is fine for now but I really don't think he'll keep it up. Although, his key to success is to not walk hitters and he's kept away from doing that this season. He's always had good stuff so as long as he throws strikes....good things might happen.

It's amazing that pitchers haven't really figured this out yet....throw strikes and you are successful. Why they try to blow the ball by everyone or fool them with breaking pitches is beyond me. Throw strikes, let them hit the ball, let your fielders field it and when you need to strike someone out....have the ability to do it. Seems simple enough.

The bullpen for the Cardinals was pretty interesting as they have a bunch of guys I couldn't care less about and are either people who you've never heard of or are retreads. Yet they throw well. Whether they are able to keep up their pace, again, remains to be seen.

- I'm not going to get into the Cubs because this was an atrocious series for everyone except for Ted Lilly. It's now almost a week later since the Cubs called up Chad Fox (seriously?) and he gave up the game winning homer to Skip Schumaker on Friday night. When I read this on Saturday morning while TLD and I were at Au Bon Pan, I nearly threw the paper against the wall. I was able to get some relief on Saturday when Mike Fontenot hit a three-run blast but for the most part the Cubs disappointed the entire weekend. End of Cubs portion of the recap.

If I'm a Cardinals fan I have to be ecstatic with the way the team is playing right now and how they are competing. The team plays hard, they play right and they play to win. Unfortunately, they are about one pitching/Pujols injury away from major troubles and it's doubtful they'll be able to make it through the season unscathed.

 

Hoeppner More Than Just A Coach

****Since we are leaving soon, we are going to Turn Back the Clock a little bit on some of our best posts. Here is Paine's post after the passing on former IU Head Football Coach Terry Hoeppner, which ran on June 20th, 2007. My father only has one son, and like many sons, I will one day have to eulogize him. It isn't something I want to do, and it isn't something I look forward to. I dread it. I feel that way today. It was a situation we at the Cobra Brigade had been avoiding for quite a while. I never wanted to write about it. It was so sad, so hurtful. But the health of Terry Hoeppner was scuttlebutt around the town and we couldn't avoid talking about it any longer. When we posted the article  "Big Ten Football Program in Big Trouble"   it was motivated by the sentiment that we needed to weigh in and lend our support before the situation evolved into something else. When it was written we were blessed with tremendous support for the opinions in it and we are thankful to those who chimed in. We received over 100 emails supporting Hep and his family and had 30 or so posts about it on the page.  We also received six emails from people that could claim with certainty that Coach Hep would not be returning to the program.  This was June 11, four days before Indiana University held a press conference to announce that Coach Hoeppner would not be returning to the head coaching position for the 2007 season.  The Herald-Times claimed that overwhelming support for Hep on the Internet had led IU to the decision to announce.  While I don't claim that the Cobra Brigade was responsible for this, the above mentioned article did receive nearly 10,000 hits on that first day thanks primarily to Hot Tub, a loyal reader, linking it onto IU's rivals.com site  and some good response from Deadspin.  The Herald-Times also has a sports site that is a great stop, the Hoosier Scoop.  The two lead writers, Doug Wilson and Chris Korman, have been doing yeoman's work in keeping the support for Hep and IU Football going.   Continue reading ...

Cubs Looking to Upgrade

ibanez.jpgAs if going 4-9 over their last 13 games wasn't bad enough, it now looks like the Cubs are quickly coming to the conclusion that they need a left-handed hitting power hitter in the middle of their lineup. If only they had listened to me before the season when I said Kosuke Fukudome wasn't going to be that guy.

Look, Fukudome has been really good so far....even better than I thought he was going to be but he's slowly coming back down to Earth and he's not hitting for any power at all (one homer). To have him hit in the fifth spot in the lineup just doesn't make sense. The easy, in-house, solution would be to move Alfonso Soriano down in the order (sound familiar?) and then slide Fukudome up to the second slot and have Ryan Theriot/Reed Johnson hit lead-off but we all know that's not going to happen anytime soon. Another option is to move Geovony Soto to the fifth spot in the lineup but we all know that Lou Piniella hates to have a right handed dominant lineup out there. The final in-house option is to have Daryle Ward play more in right field and have him hit fifth....again, not a good option.

So now the rumors about the Cubs trading for Ken Griffey, Jr. and any other available left-handed hitting outfielder (Raul Ibanez?) have begun. It's great that the Cubs players are getting on base more often but right now there seems to be a huge void in the fifth spot in the lineup when it comes to driving in runs, especially with how much Derrek Lee has been getting on base. If the Cubs were able to pick someone up they'd have to slide Fukudome over to center which would take away from the excellent defense the Cubs have been getting in right field so far this year. Ugh. This is what losing streaks will do to you.
 

Back from Black: Dom Rhodes is a Colt again.

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After a year in Oakland, Dominic Rhodes is returning to the Colts' stable to find his place in the gates for the 2008 season.  I can't help but be excited about this addition.  What was perhaps the thinest position in the Colts roster prior to the draft, running back is now a position that I believe will be a cornerstone for the Colts this year.  More inside...

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Nothing Rhymes with Votto

votto.jpegComing into the game today Reds 1B Joey Votto had 4 homers and 14 RBI's on the season. Respectable numbers for an up and coming power hitter. He's not exactly putting fear into your heart before the game but he's someone to keep an eye on if you are looking to help your fantasy baseball team.

Through six innings today he has 3 homers and 4 RBI's lifting his season totals against just the Cubs to 5 homers and 10 RBI's. He still has three innings to pick up another at-bat, or two.

It might be time to start walking him.
 

Hello.....We are Cobra Brigade

Hello to you ****There was a request for some of our 'Greatest Hits' now that we are leaving, so I'll try to post maybe one every day. This was our intro post a couple of weeks after we started. It initially ran on May 22, 2007 and it is back today for your pleasure. Hopefully we lived up to our initial intro's.....let us know. I waited a week to write up this welcome introduction because.....I wanted to make sure they'd let us keep the site. Needless to say, we are past the one week probationary period and now all bets are off! So, here is a little rundown of what we are, what we are going to do, you know the rest.

At Cobra Brigade we are going to provide you with interesting, witty, sarcastic, funny, etc. posts about the Cubs, Bulls, NBA, MLB, St. Louis Cardinals, Atlanta Braves, Indianapolis Colts and the NFL as a whole. We will also attempt to cover some other 'around the sports world' items from time to time as well. Also, by now you know about our feelings for Miss Erin Andrews.....those will continue to grow. We will explain more about that later.

For those of you who have come over here from the site I formerly wrote at....."Hi!". For those of you who are new here....."Hello". I started this website because I needed a place to push out my thoughts on the Cubs, Bulls and the sports world. Unfortunately, one man does not a website make. So, I've brought along three of my good friends to help me out. Their details are below.

Buck Rampage is a man with many loves in life including fine women, stout lager, nachos, and most of all sports. As a wee lad, Buck was bred with mid-western sensibilities and brought up to love the St. Louis Cardinals. He continues to follow these beliefs and loves to this day. They have not led him astray thus far. Buck can not imagine anything better than sitting at Busch Stadium on a lovely summer afternoon with a large Bud Light, a voluptuous woman on his arm, and a large tray of loaded nachos sitting in his lap. That's the life!

I am Captain Morgan , the evil pirate that has sailed the seven seas, captured countless ships, plundered enough booty to make any deckhand mutinous, and will occasionally write about sporting events taking place from the eastern seaboard to Atlanta, Georgia and beyond. My drink of choice is rum, and often I'm only coherent when I've had copious amount of it. I am sarcastic, brash, and usually intoxicated. Braves baseball, general baseball happenings, and college basketball are my writing interests, so visit early and often.

Another writer we will have here at Cobra Brigade is Bruce Paine. Unfortunately, Bruce is either a)in Mexico drinking Tequila, b)in jail, or c)walking through the streets of Rome with a wonderful woman. He will write predominantly about the Indianapolis Colts and the NFL when he makes his debut.

Finally, there is me...or I.....or whatever, I'm Jack Cobra. You should probably know me by now since my last name is on the site. I am an instigator and impetus for change. I like my women in the Erin Andrews mold.....smart, beautiful and with a great smile; they are my greatest weakness. I have an unhealthy love for the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Bulls, but I will weigh in on MLB and the NBA as a whole from time to time. While I will write primarily on this site, you can also find me at YAYSports talking basketball on Friday's as a guest writer. I am the leader of this site and now you've met my brigade.

Enjoy the site and come back daily to check out what we're bringing to the table.

 

Does IU Athletics Have a Drug Problem?

marijuana.jpg****this will be my last IU related post so I'll go ahead and piss everyone off with it.

With QB Kellen Lewis being suspended from the IU Football Team because of drug issues and the IU Basketball Team reportedly failing 19! drug tests this past season, is there a drug problem within IU Athletics?

While I can not be certain there are any issues with any of the other collegiate athletic teams on the Bloomington Campus, there does seem to be a problem with the football and basketball teams and it probably wouldn't be too much of a stretch to thing that there are other programs in Bloomington with the same problems. A+B=C and all that crap. I understand what college is like and how college athletes are but.....I never touched drugs while in college so it's not that difficult to say no.

While a lot of the blame fails on the players, or former players, some fault also lies with the Administration. I'm sure they go over the IU Athletics drug policy before each season but it seems that it hasn't been enough. If players are failing multiple drug tests before being suspended from a team....then something is wrong.

These kids do not need to be kicked off the team to have a point made but an initial suspension in coordination with a drug education program would seem to be the easiest thing to do at the beginning. Indiana makes so much money off of these student-athletes that it has to be in their best interests to do what they can to get these kids clean and keep them there.
 

Playmates, Celebrities, Derby, Free Booze = So Jealous!!!

playmates.jpgWhile reading/weeping through Jack's farewell warning post and comments earlier I noticed that MCBias mentioned the classic Cougar posts (1, 2). Well, no news to report here. Last time I talked to the cougar was four or five months ago and she had a new live in boyfriend so that's that. However, I've now moved onto bigger and better things......Playboy Playmates. Follow after the jump and let me digress....


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