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Jun 29 2009	An open letter to my peoples.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (5) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Football \| Misc.

On Sunday, July 5th, Bruce Paine will be hosting a flag football contest at Bryan Park in Bloomington, Indiana. Time for kickoff will be around 2 bells so everybody can get some prayin in. I will assume refreshments will be provided to some degree either on site or at Hot Tub's shack. Most of you will be getting phone calls to confirm or deny your attendance throughout the week.

Also on the Network:

√ The lineup gets a pickmeup [Feeling Dodger Blue]

√ 7/2/09: Zito Betrayed [El Lefty Malo]

√ Andre Miller's Disappearing Leverage [Depressed Fan]

√ 7/1/09: A Tolerable Loss [El Lefty Malo]

√ Progress So Far? [Depressed Fan]

√ St. Louis Loves Their Colby Jack [C70 At The Bat]

√ Peace, Ben. It's been real. [Tremendous Upside Potential]

√ 2009 Free Agents, Position-By-Position [Depressed Fan]

Jun 28 2009	Where is Ted Williams when you need him?
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (16) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Baseball \| Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Misc.

I have been thinking a lot about hitting lately. Can't say why exactly. The most readily apparent reason would be that my hitting with the MCP Fighting Cocks has been really inconsistent. I drive the ball well one day, the...
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Jun 24 2009	USA Soccer beats Spain
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (1) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Misc.

Its why you play the games. Just got done watching it, knowing the outcome of course, It was taped off of a Spanish language station by my sister and we sat down and watched it tonight. As the broadcast begins,...
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Jun 22 2009	The good internet.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (6) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Football \| NFL

I was pissed about the internet last week because there is a lot of the internet that is stupid. Mostly it is bad sports blogs, bad mass media websites, poor filtering and framing, and most American pornography. But, I must...
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Jun 18 2009	The Proper Amount of Cleavage
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (1) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Baseball \| Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Live Blogging \| Misc.

Perhaps the coolest thing on the internet right now is Erin at Robots Took My Medicine getting to spend the day as the guest blogger at Dodger Stadium. All-Access is the secret word (aaaaaaaahhhhhh) and she questions her own agenda...
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Jun 16 2009	The legitimacy of "Would you FU@# it" and the worst piece of internet I have ever seen.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (2) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Football \| IU \| Misc. \| NFL

Inside Bruce Paine incites riot and offers and example of why large scale sports media is broken.You answered "yes" to the question. But, what you may not know, is that she was her high school valedictorian and received a full...
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Recently in Bruce Paine Archive Category

An open letter to my peoples.

Where is Ted Williams when you need him?

USA Soccer beats Spain

The good internet.

The Proper Amount of Cleavage

The legitimacy of "Would you FU@# it" and the worst piece of internet I have ever seen.

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