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May 16 2008	The Story of How Bruce Paine Was Nearly Arrested for Masturbating.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (0) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| IU \| Non Sporting

I have promised several people that I would tell this story, and now I am. Let it be known that the story, as I am telling it, is true. Others would claim that I am not being truthful and that I was actually guilty of what the officers accused me of. I assure you, I was innocent. I did not do it. It does sound like something I could be capable of, but I DID NOT DO IT. This is a faithful narrative of HOW BRUCE PAINE WAS NEARLY ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING.

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√ And So It Begins [C70 At The Bat]

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May 15 2008	HEY BONO! How is that Africa thing going?
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (5) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| IU

Kueth Duany of the Syracuse Orangemen meets President Bush. Duany is a native or war torn Sudan, but the product of good old Bloomington, Indiana.If you are one of my friends, you have probably heard me bitch about Bono. I...
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May 13 2008	What is wrong with Horseracing?
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (8) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured

I know a little bit about horses. One of the benefits of being a poor farm kid from Indiana is that I know a little bit about horses. This is still a sports site, we aren’t dead yet, and...
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May 8 2008	Hoeppner More Than Just A Coach
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (6) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Football

****Since we are leaving soon, we are going to Turn Back the Clock a little bit on some of our best posts. Here is Paine's post after the passing on former IU Head Football Coach Terry Hoeppner, which ran on...
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May 8 2008	Back from Black: Dom Rhodes is a Colt again.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (2) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Football

After a year in Oakland, Dominic Rhodes is returning to the Colts' stable to find his place in the gates for the 2008 season. I can't help but be excited about this addition. What was perhaps the thinest position in...
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May 5 2008	Bruce Paine gets naked for you.
By Bruce Paine \| Comments (6) \| Hype It Up! \| Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive \| Featured \| Non Sporting

Back at the first of the year, Jack mentioned that he wanted me to tell more stories about guns and politics and knives and hurting and nudity. He wanted me to branch out and do more for the Brigade,...
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Recently in Bruce Paine Archive Category

The Story of How Bruce Paine Was Nearly Arrested for Masturbating.

HEY BONO! How is that Africa thing going?

What is wrong with Horseracing?

Hoeppner More Than Just A Coach

Back from Black: Dom Rhodes is a Colt again.

Bruce Paine gets naked for you.

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