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June 2009 Archive

Jun
29
2009

An open letter to my peoples.

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On Sunday, July 5th, Bruce Paine will be hosting a flag football contest at Bryan Park in Bloomington, Indiana.  Time for kickoff will be around 2 bells so everybody can get some prayin in.  I will assume refreshments will be provided to some degree either on site or at Hot Tub's shack.  Most of you will be getting phone calls to confirm or deny your attendance throughout the week.  




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Jun
28
2009
Where is Ted Williams when you need him?
I have been thinking a lot about hitting lately.  Can't say why exactly.  The most readily apparent reason would be that my hitting with the MCP Fighting Cocks has been really inconsistent.  I drive the ball well one day, the...
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Jun
25
2009
Cobra Crackdown: Supermarket Sweep Edition
Remember back in the day when 'Supermarket Sweep' was on TV and people would run all over the grocery store trying to find the most expensive items to fill their carts with so that they would win? Well, the NBA...
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Jun
24
2009
USA Soccer beats Spain
By Bruce Paine  |  Comments (1) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive | Featured | Misc.
Its why you play the games.  Just got done watching it, knowing the outcome of course, It was taped off of a Spanish language station by my sister and we sat down and watched it tonight.  As the broadcast begins,...
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Jun
22
2009
The good internet.
By Bruce Paine  |  Comments (6) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive | Featured | Football | NFL
I was pissed about the internet last week because there is a lot of the internet that is stupid.  Mostly it is bad sports blogs, bad mass media websites, poor filtering and framing, and most American pornography.  But, I must...
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Jun
18
2009
Cobra Crackdown: Say It Ain't So(sa).....Who Cares? Bears Moving To My House?
By Jack Cobra  |  Comments (7) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Baseball | Featured | Jack Cobra Archive
If you just realized this week that Sammy Sosa was using PED's while with the Cubs then you are not just dumb but you are a bad human being. This is not new news and really, this isn't news to...
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Jun
18
2009
The Proper Amount of Cleavage
Perhaps the coolest thing on the internet right now is Erin at Robots Took My Medicine getting to spend the day as the guest blogger at Dodger Stadium.  All-Access is the secret word (aaaaaaaahhhhhh) and she questions her own agenda...
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Jun
16
2009
The legitimacy of "Would you FU@# it" and the worst piece of internet I have ever seen.
By Bruce Paine  |  Comments (2) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive | Featured | Football | IU | Misc. | NFL
Inside Bruce Paine incites riot and offers and example of why large scale sports media is broken.You answered "yes" to the question.  But, what you may not know, is that she was her high school valedictorian and received a full...
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Jun
15
2009
2 Biggest questions for the Colts
Heading into training camp, the two biggest questions facing the Colts are not the questions most media outlets are throwing at you.  Time for some truthification.Myth #1:  The Colts have to find a receiver amongst their children.  I see "analysts"...
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Jun
11
2009
Cobra Crackdown - I Made A Little Girl Cry and Blogger vs. Ibanez Stuff
(Still open to suggestions on the title of this weekly endeavor. I guess maybe these will be on Thursday's now?) Well, it finally happened yesterday....I got to the end of my rope and I couldn't hang on any longer. I...
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Jun
9
2009
Does anyone have a pair of cleats NOT made in China.
By Bruce Paine  |  Comments (9) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive | Featured | Misc.
I have an old pair of cleats I have been using for quite a while now, and they are falling apart.  I need a new pair so I dug into my clothing budget and decided I could spend roughly $70...
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Jun
6
2009
Why remember D-Day?
By Bruce Paine  |  Comments (1) | Hype It Up!  |   Filed Under: Bruce Paine Archive | Featured | Misc.
On June 5th, 1944, my great-uncle Jim, known to everyone in the community as Uncle Jim, was eating all the ice cream he could eat on a dock in England.  It had happened only once before in his entire life...
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Jun
5
2009
The Cobra Crackdown
(I don't know, still working on the title. I'm willing to take advice.) So, here is what we'll do.....every Friday I'll try to throw together a post about something newsworthy that is happening or is going to happen in the world...
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Jun
4
2009
The Awesomeness/Madness Begins
(Still trying to find my way around things here. It's not like riding a bicycle. You get this a day early as I have meetings all day tomorrow.) For those of you not getting married this year, and for those...
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