December 2008 Archive
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 Rob Parker...didn't I hear that name before? Oh yeah, that is the guy that called Hammerin Hank a coward for not being on hand for Barry Bond's record breaking homer. He is the guy that got suspended for telling lies about a Michigan State quarterback.
You know how sometimes, when you are on your Christmas break or whatever, and you lay around the house and eat too much chocolate and then every crap you take sticks to your ass like epoxy? Rob Parker reminds me of that kind of deuce. His questioning of Marinelli was unprofessional and sophomoric. He asked his question, received the answer he was going to get, and then insisted that the answer was unsatisfactory by asking again. All of that was done with a very unprofessional tone. When he received the same answer his participation should have ended since the coach indicated that he wasn't going to receive any more of a response. Instead, Parker inserted himself into the story by being a total cunt (which is a word I only reserve for cunts). I Wikipediaed this guy and discovered that he has a graduate degree in journalism from Columbia, which is astounding since the I was told as a college freshman in room 210 of Ernie Pyle Hall at Indiana University in a class called Journalism 204 that good journalists shouldn't be cunts and talk shit about a guy's daughter. I don't know, maybe I heard it wrong, there is a good chance I was high or tired from being sexually slaughtered by former Catholic schoolgirls who hated their fathers. I am not CERTAIN. I am, however, relatively convinced that Parker is one of those guys who keeps his job by being caustic and inflammatory and inserting that attitude into a non-story in an effort to make it a sensationalized ad seller.
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The most overstated stat in the lexicon of stats spouted towards the Colts is the idea of the one that says they have only allowed 5 touchdown passes. It leads you to assume that they are somehow a good pass...
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You can't put your finger on it. Is he falling forward? Is it the mustache? What is he doing with his hand? Why can't I stop looking at his hand? I...It doesn't matter if you are seducing some cougar...
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I am not very athletic, but I sure do like sports. If I want to keep up I have to be an effort player. I have to get dirty, dive for the tweeners, tackle low even when it hurts. Everything...
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(It is way better for everybody if you relax. Remember, too much lube is almost enough.)The Colts are no where near where they should be, but they are where they are. This offense is sick, playing hurt, and they have...
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