I've hit the age of oscopy type surgeries. Colonoscopy and laporoscopy (gall bladder). I also had to get a procedure (some kind of oscopy) to remove a piece of steak logged in my esophagus. Long term chew tobacca and bad eating caused gastric acids to scar the area limiting flow. The physician was nice enough to capture all this with a camera scope and my wife shared the photos of the steak at several functions.

Ok, I'm curious...how did you get a piece of steak stuck in your esophagus? If this is some sort of 'tube steak' joke then.....very well played.

wish it were a joke. ate to fast and didn't chew it up enough and the chunk got stuck. some sort of ring thingy in your esophagus. Mine was scarred by the reflux bringing up gastric junk. Took some nexium and was better.

wtf... so a guy that we call "Buck Rampage" got a settlement from a chick's television station? WTF?

his name will forever be changed to Cottony Tampax...

Buck's eyes are probably sore from the constant thumb-jabbing we Cardinals fans have gotten from both ownership and team management over the last year or so. Why do you think I had to have my eyeglass prescription changed?
And like gianluca, I'm in that "oscopy" age bracket. I just recently had a colonoscopy, and boy was that a barrel of laughs; geez...

You'll have to ask him what that's all about

Buck may not be better looking after the surgery, but he will be looking better.

Ugh. I thought that was funny when I started typing.

BTW, I started reading the comments on this post and got about 1.2 sentences in b4 I gave up.

Please let me know if there was anything amusing after that.

I think I had the first ever case of "alcohol induced appendicitis." Some one be sure to get a pic of Buck with his eyes taped up or wearing the pair of ridiculous glasses that they give the patients after surgery. I usually don't click on the links in the stories but I did on this post. I must say that I was laughing my ass off at Ivy Tech and drooling on myself on the Jessica Simpson link.

Oh man, you have to click the links. I take extra time to find good/useful one's for you guys. Stuff that will give you useful stats and things like that which will help you make informed opinions for yourselves. I stopped throwing random links out there a long time ago.....Jessica Simpson....yes.

The part I don't get is that women (one of which is my girlfriend) don't quite understand why Simpson is a 10. Next time I get the look when Simpson comes on the TV I will immediately explain myself by showing her that link. That link does more than words ever could. Ivy Tech was great. They used to stuff me in the janitor's closet when I took my Ball St. MBA satellite classes.

Simpson seems to be about as smart as a rock, which is why TLD doesn't like her. She has her moments when she looks REAL good and moments when she just looks OK. I do think Rampage's sis resembles her a bit.

Often, Simpson's sharp facial features make her look a bit like a drag queen. Look at some pictures and note how square her jaw is. It's particularly obvious in the third picture when you search her name on Google Images (the one from askmen.com).

She is smart as a rock, but at least she can make fun of herself.

And she has big boobs and acts a bit slutty, so I don't those can be overlooked when it comes to reasons why men like her.

I don't know Erin, I just like her music. All that other stuff is just icing on the cake....

Good point about the music but her acting is really what got me. why is it every woman hates her and the explanation is always "because she's dumb"? Come on Jack, the only time she's looked just OK was on the "before" pics on those acne commercials.

She's definitely a five tool superstar....acting, singing, the way she looks, southern accent, boobs....she may be the most talented starlet in Hollywood.

boobs are exciting... I love boobs, that's why I choose to keep mine.

you have got to be kidding me. she cannot act, her singing is overproduce to fill in gaps left by a mediocre voice. She is smoking hot, no doubt, but she represent the best that cosmetics, probably plastic surgery, and a good salon can buy. She is little more than the top end of the beauty pageant spectrum. She would have little hope in the world beyond her looks, could never earn a living, and probably isnt that great of a lay. She cannot cook by her own admission and there is little that could be done with her after coitus. I refuse to believe that she is a 10. She might look great in a bikini, but come on. A true connoisseur would clearly identify her as an obnoxiously-sweet table wine at best, hardly the luxurious Bordeaux publicists and plastic surgeons would have you believe.

Bruce...quit smoking crack...that is as polite as I can say it!

Bruce...we were kidding man.

I can never tell what sort of horseshit you eightballs are up to. I just want to live in a world where everyone understands that we don't just go around handing out 10s to every piece of crap pop singer that drifts into the culture like so much flostom. A 10 is not easily offered, and a woman must possess a certain je ne sais quoi to qualify. That bitch doesn't have it. She can't even say it. She doesn't know what it means or how important it truly is. That excludes her in and of itself. A 10 has real talent in something other than the ability to produce nice cans. I just want that to be universally understood.