(Click on blueprint for larger image) Everyone seems to be talking about this 'blueprint' that NFL teams can use against the Patriots to beat them. Unfortunately, no one knew where this 'blueprint' could be found. Well, lucky for you, Cpt. Morgan risked life and limb to track down the blueprint for your enjoyment and had it delivered to me by mail courier just in time for the Pittsburgh Steelers to use it.
As you can see, the main ingredients in the 'blueprint' are: - Getting John Madden to put out an early edition of Madden '09 with the Patriots on the cover - Convince Mike Vick that Jabar Gaffney is a puppy. - Get Webster to steal back his jersey from Wes Welker
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I always like a little Paint magic--good effort, Cpt. Morgan. Now do that Jack Cobra interview you mentioned earlier.
Nobody wants a Jack Cobra interview....
I actually asked him a bunch of questions, and gave him a few that some of you submitted...it didn't turn out well...we will just leave it at that....
Too bad.
LOL, ingenious!