by Cpt. Morgan on August 1 at 5:07PM

PHD and General Lee In the wake of such things as beer, wine, cheese, player, book, eyesore, and molecule of the month, we at cobrabrigade would love to extend a hearty challenge to our readers. 

Our love for “The Shooter” runs deep here at cobrabrigade.com.  Not only do we love and will forever miss the man known as “the Shooter,” Rod Beck.  We also love what the man inspired Shooter Style .  The Shooter pose is something that can only be described as poetry in “a standing sort of leaning with your arm hanging” motion.  Throughout time, “The Shooter” has caused numerous women to swoon, babies coo, and jealous men writhe with envy.

The challenge to you, fellow readers of cobrabrigade is to send us your best shooter pose in some amazing locations.  Our intention is to post the best poses once a month.  Along with a picture, send a small description of where you were at the time of the pose and some unforgettable insight behind your own “shooter.”

 Professor Paine.  Bruce Paine here children, and as you can see, cobrabrigade.com stands on the precipice of greatness.  With the Shooter of the Month we enter a new realm of web hilarity and social good humor.  But there are levels of Shooterhood to be evaluated, and the Brigade would be remiss if we didn't provide you with the most exacting breakdown possible of your monthly Shooter.  This initial Shooter of the Month is a real dandy.  When performing the Shooter location can mean  everything, and this one is prime example.  The General Lee is the most legendary automobile of our generation, and our subject gets a big plus for that.  Anytime you are within spitting distance of the harbringer of the Lost Sheep, its a good day.  His stance is excellent even though it is left handed (southpaws will not be discriminated against).  His lead leg is bent and supporting his weight while his trailing leg is straight and stiff at the hip.  Classic style, great execution.  His limp a rm, or "hypnotiser" if you will, is hanging low and loose at the shoulder joint.  The back is straight and he is bent deeply at the waist.  That is good shootering, when employed upon a lady this is excellent technique that will close the space between you and the target while adding intensity and intimacy.  In this failed Shooter, a bent back and a head down instead of up l  ed the target to lose interest and turn away.  Our plucky hero of the month won't be so unlucky, he plays a good game.  The only detriment to this month's Shooter is attire.  As you can see in the above photo of our fearless leader, a tuxedo is not too good for a Shooter.  This month's winner should have been dressed in a short sleeve, blue cotton button down (or yellow depending on which Duke brother you envision) or a corresponding plaid print for the later seasons.  Beyond that, it is real good Shootering.  I give it a solid B.    

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From: Jack Cobra
It should also be noted that the ladies can send in pics of them doing 'the shooter'. This is a real post, we'd like this to happen, so send along those pics

From: Cpt Morgan
Yes, I hope that I didn't make it feel as if ladies were excluded...everyone is welcome!

From: Erin
As a "lady" (which is really my favorite way to describe myself), I intend to blow your minds with my "Shooter" pose.

From: Bruce Paine
Bring it on

From: Cpt Morgan
I'm already loving your enthusiasm.

From: Jack Cobra
It should be noted that 'The Lovely Dentist' came up with this idea since I don't recall any of us talking about it previously. This should exonerate her from any and all Pepsi to water switching I may undertake.

From: Hoosiernation
Are you sure the striped shirt guy isn't just passed out? If so, he gets a lot of credit for pulling off a shooter pose while sleeping.

From: Jack Cobra
No, he's not passed out. He is an IU grad though....so you never know.

From: stopmikelupica
So do I have to send in pictures of me doing "the shooter", or can I send in pics of others, too? What if I just send in pictures with other themes? Like me doing "the warrior"?...

From: Jack Cobra
You can send in pics of you, others, your dog, etc. Whatever you can get your hands on will work and be 'in the running' for Shooter of the Month. The Warrior? I'm not familiar with that one....?

From: Jack Cobra
Also!!!! If you are going to send in pics of others, you must have their permission in order for us to use their pic.

From: anonymous
The "lazy shooter" is an Indiana State grad and fan of Purdue. He hates IU. I think that explains his lack of crispness in attempting to pull off "the shooter."

From: stopmikelupica
The Warrior - yeah, I'll explain that one soon...

From: Boney
can I send in a pic of me doing "the teabag"?

From: Jack Cobra
You'll have to contact Cpt. Morgan about that one Boney.

From: Cpt Morgan
Boney - As much as we would like to encourage your social routines here at the cobrabrigade, we cannot and will not accept any pics, videos, or drawings of you and your bag o' tea.

From: Bruce Paine
The "failed shooter" was performed by and Indiana State grad and despite the poor shootering, he had just blasted a two run double in the bottom of extra innings against our arch nemesis on the softball diamonds. It was an amazing clutch performance for a team that had been down 9 with three innings to go. Any mistake he made that night or the on any night leading up to that point was completely erased in Baby Jesus's book of WHAT YOU CAN GO TO HELL FOR. He was nothing short of Olympian that night and Bruce Paine will accept no criticism of him. (If I could make the determination with which i punctuated that sentence know with some other form of punctuation i would do it.)

From: The GM
Bruce- That form of punctuation that eludes you is often know as an exclamation point! You can do one ! or two !! or hell, you can just hold that bad boy down to really get the umph in there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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