I’m sure most of you have already seen this over at Deadspin, but I wanted to post it here to tell you that I want this on my wall. I don’t just want some rinky dink poster in one of those nice plastic frames with the scratch resistant polymer cover. I want an actual artist to come over to my house and paint this on my wall, mural style. That’s how I roll and that’s how it has to be.
You would have to think it would be a major hit with the ladies to walk into your casa and see this display of brilliance. Then you sit her down and explain where your allegiance lies. Alright, it probably would be more of a deal breaker than of a panty dropper, but I’d make the sacrifice.
Whoever drew this map is a moron. There are no Marlins fans in the the Florida panhandle. Braves fans go all the way down to nearly Orlando.