A shortened and late version of Weekend Shenanigans is being presented to you all this week. There's a couple of reasons for this; 1) I didn't get home from a Tool concert last night till 4 AM and just woke up about an hour ago. 2) I'll be on travel for work the rest of this week and need to tie up some loose ends today. Without further ado, here are the Shenanigans.
Angel Cabrera was smoking on the course, literally and figuratively.
You would think that, but I thought I'd stop going to seedy strip clubs by now too. That definitely hasn't happened and I don't even shoot people. Well, at least with guns.
Bruce Paine
said
It would be nice if the DNR could do for the largemouth population of Indiana what it did for the wild turkey population. I am not much of a fisherman, and I know plenty of guys that are great anglers that are coming home with decent largemouth bass, but they arent as big or as plentiful as they use to be. When we were kids, Cobra probably doesn't remember this since he is from the ghetto, but there weren't any turkeys in Indiana when I was a child, now they are everywhere and gargantuan. I hit three on the way to work this morning and I live in town. We also see red fox and beaver in places we never saw them before. Yet I went down to the big lake south of here twice in the last three weeks and an't get a decent top water strike to save my soul, and in this heat I would think I could get SOMETHING. I suck at fishing.
Was that fucking rhetorical?! Of course I was drunk. If that timestamp says I am off the clock it might as well mean I am wasted. I have been getting high a lot lately, too. I don't know what to tell you, Doc, depression is a bitch.
2008 Cubs Preview
Looks like Cabrera just grabbed Tiger in the ass and Tiger said, "What the hell are you doing fat man?"
You would think Pacman might quit going to the strip clubs!
You would think that, but I thought I'd stop going to seedy strip clubs by now too. That definitely hasn't happened and I don't even shoot people. Well, at least with guns.
It would be nice if the DNR could do for the largemouth population of Indiana what it did for the wild turkey population. I am not much of a fisherman, and I know plenty of guys that are great anglers that are coming home with decent largemouth bass, but they arent as big or as plentiful as they use to be. When we were kids, Cobra probably doesn't remember this since he is from the ghetto, but there weren't any turkeys in Indiana when I was a child, now they are everywhere and gargantuan. I hit three on the way to work this morning and I live in town. We also see red fox and beaver in places we never saw them before. Yet I went down to the big lake south of here twice in the last three weeks and an't get a decent top water strike to save my soul, and in this heat I would think I could get SOMETHING. I suck at fishing.
you said 'beaver'.
Bruce...were you drunk when you posted that...?
Was that fucking rhetorical?! Of course I was drunk. If that timestamp says I am off the clock it might as well mean I am wasted. I have been getting high a lot lately, too. I don't know what to tell you, Doc, depression is a bitch.