Bulls fans, the time is here. We've waited since 1998 to cheer in a game that really mattered. We've been through the Tim Floyd Era, we've been through the Bill Carthwright Debacle. We've seen Eddy Curry, Jay Williams and Tyson Chandler disappoint us so many times before......Now is our chance to let out all the frustration in Game 6 by cheering for the Bulls against the Pistons on Thursday.
After a disappointing start to this series, Kirk Hinrich is back being the Captain of the ship, Ben Gordon is dropping in jumpers like he's supposed to, Luol Deng is slashing through the Detroit defense.....Ty Thomas is skying through the air to throw down dunks and he's doubling as an air traffic controller with Ben Wallace as they are blocking shots all over the place. Old man P.J. Brown is hitting that goofy looking jumper and the rest of the guys off the bench are chipping in like they did during the regular season. The players are back to doing what they are supposed to do....
Now it's time for Bulls fans to follow suit. It's time to put on your Ben Wallace Afro, slap on the fake Hinrich sideburns, and slip into your Gordon jersey. When Game 6 rolls around on Thursday Night there shouldn't be a Bulls fan sitting in their seat, they should be up screaming and yelling. From the moment you enter The United Center until the moment the final horn blows all fans should be screaming, "Ball don't lie!!" when Rasheed Wallace shoots the ball, they should be screaming, "Glass knees!!" whenever Chris Webber is in the game and they should be screaming, "Sweet Home Chicago!!" as the final horn blows. This Bulls team has worked extremely hard to get back in this series against a championship caliber team like Detroit and now it's time for the fans to show their support like never before.
The Luv-A-Bulls should come out in their sexiest outfits, and with their best routines to get the crowd fired up.....Maybe the Bulls should bring back Cliff Levingston to fire up the crowd even more before the opening tip.....They should certainly have Wayne Messmer sing The National Anthem and this should all lead up to.....Ray Clay and the old school introductions. Now is the time we've been waiting for Bulls fans....it's do or die.....it's time to show the Bulls players that they have the best fans on the planet and help give them an edge against the Pistons!!
I haven't watched the Bulls in years, the NBA hasn't really interested me since '98, and to be honest, I still have trouble considering the NBA "true" basketball. However, I will say that after reading that, and watching that clip (which sent a chill down the spine as soon as the laser light show began) I will be on my feet Thursday cheering Da Bulls back into the glory days! Great stuff!
Man what a huge win tonight. Good to see Skiles finally learned his lesson and didnt give noce any minutes. The foot is clearly still bothering him, he shouldnt see much action the rest of the playoffs. He's just too big of a defensive liability. Great games from Hinrich Deng and Gordon, the 3's were goin in, the offense finally found a flow...i just cant wait till thursday.
Man what a huge win tonight. Good to see Skiles finally learned his lesson and didnt give noce any minutes. The foot is clearly still bothering him, he shouldnt see much action the rest of the playoffs. He's just too big of a defensive liability. Great games from Hinrich Deng and Gordon, the 3's were goin in, the offense finally found a flow...i just cant wait till thursday.
The only thing I didn't like about Game 5 was that Ben Wallace looked very stiff out there with his back ailment. Hopefully they can get that figured out by Thursday
Derrick Dixon
said
I have 10th row seats to the game Thursday so look for the guy painted blood red from head to toe, including his nether-regions, frothing at the mouth like a rabid, abused dog! I can't wait for this game, man. The Bulls might as well change their name to the Killing Machine, because Detroit is going to get flat out murdered. We are going to be high-flying, rip-roarin', jump-shooting forces that Detroit will have no chance to stop. I'm going to get into Rip Hamilton's head, and Chauncey Billups won't be a factor once the laser show commences. To quote the eternal words of Van Halen, "Right nowwww....there's no tomorrow.....CMON IT'S EVERYTHIIIING!!!!!!" Okay, that wasn't cool, but the message is what counts. The Bulls will prove on Thursday that it's now or never, and they are too hungry to back down to an aging rival that's already got the ring. GO BULLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KILL THE PISTONS!!!! KILL!!!!!!
Good stuff Cobra. I went to games 3/4 and I noticed a palpable bump in crowd noise in Sunday's game. It was almost like having your ass to the fire emboldened the crowd. I hope that's the case tomorrow night, because the UC still has that ability to get complete crazy like the Jordan years, it just takes some time building to that fever pitch. I believe we're standing at that doorstep... Let's shock the world.
Greg "G-Reg" Fitzgerald
said
Dude, while he may be a raging psycho, I gotta give it to him...Dixon's right.
The Bulls have to take giant dumps before the game to make sure they are light on their feet. They should also sacrifice a bull at midcourt and drink its blood as a bonding ritual. Then, with blood dripping from his mouth, Big Ben should pour gasoline in his mouth, light it on fire with a skull/torch combination, and spit the giant flames into the crowd.
Guaranteed win if that sh*t goes down Thursday. GO BULLS!!!! F**K THE PUSSTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clean up from sacrificing an actual bull might be a bit much, but I like where your head is at.
Greg "G-Reg" Fitzgerald
said
Well they did these bull sacrifices all the time when I was in hiding in Mexico. They'd tarp the court up before sacrificing the bull, but their one mistake was that they wouldn't sedate the beast at all before attacking it with knives. One time the bull, while trapped in a corner being barraged with knives and swords, decided he'd had enough and start mercilessly impaling his enemies with this righteous horns. Now that I think of it, this series will go down in comparison to that heroic bull, who looked death straight in the eye and said, "f*ck you, not today."
Well, when you explain it like that....I'm all for it.
Drew
said
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru... but I have never seen the Bulls get to the Finals.
But Drew, can you make Michael Sweetney lose weight? If you could do that...only then would I be impressed.
Timmy Tucker
said
You think Drew is the funniest 9 year old on the planet? You must not know about me, Timmy Tucker!
I am a sensation in Norway, known for my sensational slap-stick routines! It's hard to explain with just words, but when you get Timmy Tucker,a Norwegian hooker, 10 chocolate pies and two slingshots in the same room, only hilarity can ensue! I make the show "Double Dare" look like a yawn-filled trip to Church! I am just that electric fellas!
Come see me in a town near you this summer on "The Tantalizing Timmy Tucker Chuck E. Cheese Comedy Tour!"
Actual Timmy Tucker
said
My mom rote that last mesage behind my back. she promotes me liek i am jon benet.
I am funny and 9 tho! And I git free chucky cheez!
Mike Honcho
said
Drew...Are you really an outlaw in Peru? Cause I got a cousin who can't go to Chile anymore. Something about chickens and explosive tipped arrows...
Drew
said
Its not that I'm 9 yrs old. Its that I spent the majority of the 90's locked in dog cage under my porch. So that's why this could be very exciting for me!
Lorna Tucker
said
Speaking of dog cages, my son Timmy must have gotten out of his and posted on this board and revealed my foolish antics.
I apologize for shamelessly promoting my hilarious, charming, cute son Timmy Tucker. I should not have used this board as a promotional tool for my child Timmy, who performs at the Chuck E. Cheese on 5030 S. Kedzie Ave., Chicago, 60632-3009 every Wednesday night this summer.
It would be sick of me to use this forum to post some reviews of my child. I would be ashamed of myself if I mentioned that Tiger Beat called Timmy ""LOL/ROTFL-funny" or that Teen Wave called his act an "awe inspiring slap-stick sensation."
Randy Riggles
said
Timmy Tucker, you may be the best 9 year old comedian to hit the circuit since Stevie Sampson in '72, but I'm coming for the crown in 2007!
Check me out at Discovery Zones all across the Pacific Northwest this June! I accept private parties as well if you f**kers are willing to pay up.
I need high ceilings for my performances (pref. barns, warehouses etc.), because I don't just tell jokes, I am a trapeze artist as well!
Book Randy Riggles, 9 year old comedic genius, today!
Peter "The Pony Whisperer" Perkins
said
Riggles your act is a joke. You ripped half of your material from yours truly and the other half might as well be a picture me taking a dump. As for you Timmy, you used to open for me in Reno. You couldn't open for Henderson Twins anymore. I made you...If you want to see a true performer come to the Cook County Fair July 24th-27th. You will see sword swallowing, pony whispering, weight guessing, a floor routine and win a chance for me to preform privately at your Bar Mitsvah. See you there!!!!
Andrew Mice Play
said
yoooo f*ckas...Mice Play here, the 8 year old phenom known for his raunchy act and "jokes first" mentality! The kids don't want to hear that pony whisperin' bullsh*t, they want the jokes! And I give 'em what they want!
allright...all you little sh*tbags with your little magic trix can't touch my n*tsack when it comes to this comedy scene. So take your tired act back to your nasty mutha's placenta!
When you little bastards were soilin' your diapers I was suckin' on ti**ies and writin' jokes. Here's one:
"How do they seperate the men from the boys in San Francisco? Wit' a friggin' crowbar, that's how!"
This one had the Six Flags Great America ampitheatre in stitches..."What did the toddler say to the turtle? F*ck you turtle, you c*cks*ckin' reptile!"
Speaking of Six Flags, I'll be at several of those sh*tholes throughout the summer crackin' jokes for the kids. I'll make ya laugh, I'll make ya cry, and I'll most definitely make ya sh*t ya diapers!
-Andrew Mice Play
K-Dog
said
I've only made it through 10 seconds of that video and every hair is standing on end, my goosebumps have goosebumps, and I'm getting a little bulge down south.
I was explaining to a non-Bulls' fan that it has been over 15 years since our playoff fate has been at a crossroads such as this. Let's face it, once Jordan won one, it was only a matter of how many he wanted.
Let's take this franchise back to the promised land, Chicago.
Bruce Paine
said
The actual word for the sacrifice of a bull is taurobolium. The victim bull is brought into a temple that has a pit covered with boards. the person for whome the sacrifice is given stands in the pit below. the bull has his heart pierced and his jugular cut. He bleeds out onto the person below. Certain roman mystery cults and the the Great Mother often had tauroboliums done in their name. Yeah, classical educations rock
Greg Fitzgerald
said
Tauroboliums sound awesome! reminds me of the old trip to the in-laws, right guys?!?
Interesting....I suppose as long as they could have the Bull rise out of the floor much like Drago in Rocky IV when he faced Creed in Vegas, I'd be cool with it. The player drenched in blood though....Malik Allen? I don't know who would be up for that.
Dennis Dixon
said
Looks like they should have done that taurobolium!
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I haven't watched the Bulls in years, the NBA hasn't really interested me since '98, and to be honest, I still have trouble considering the NBA "true" basketball. However, I will say that after reading that, and watching that clip (which sent a chill down the spine as soon as the laser light show began) I will be on my feet Thursday cheering Da Bulls back into the glory days! Great stuff!
That just goes to show you that a good laser light show can't be beat. Keep that in mind for your next party.
Man what a huge win tonight. Good to see Skiles finally learned his lesson and didnt give noce any minutes. The foot is clearly still bothering him, he shouldnt see much action the rest of the playoffs. He's just too big of a defensive liability. Great games from Hinrich Deng and Gordon, the 3's were goin in, the offense finally found a flow...i just cant wait till thursday.
Man what a huge win tonight. Good to see Skiles finally learned his lesson and didnt give noce any minutes. The foot is clearly still bothering him, he shouldnt see much action the rest of the playoffs. He's just too big of a defensive liability. Great games from Hinrich Deng and Gordon, the 3's were goin in, the offense finally found a flow...i just cant wait till thursday.
The only thing I didn't like about Game 5 was that Ben Wallace looked very stiff out there with his back ailment. Hopefully they can get that figured out by Thursday
I have 10th row seats to the game Thursday so look for the guy painted blood red from head to toe, including his nether-regions, frothing at the mouth like a rabid, abused dog! I can't wait for this game, man. The Bulls might as well change their name to the Killing Machine, because Detroit is going to get flat out murdered. We are going to be high-flying, rip-roarin', jump-shooting forces that Detroit will have no chance to stop. I'm going to get into Rip Hamilton's head, and Chauncey Billups won't be a factor once the laser show commences. To quote the eternal words of Van Halen, "Right nowwww....there's no tomorrow.....CMON IT'S EVERYTHIIIING!!!!!!" Okay, that wasn't cool, but the message is what counts. The Bulls will prove on Thursday that it's now or never, and they are too hungry to back down to an aging rival that's already got the ring. GO BULLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KILL THE PISTONS!!!! KILL!!!!!!
Good stuff Cobra. I went to games 3/4 and I noticed a palpable bump in crowd noise in Sunday's game. It was almost like having your ass to the fire emboldened the crowd. I hope that's the case tomorrow night, because the UC still has that ability to get complete crazy like the Jordan years, it just takes some time building to that fever pitch. I believe we're standing at that doorstep... Let's shock the world.
Dude, while he may be a raging psycho, I gotta give it to him...Dixon's right.
The Bulls have to take giant dumps before the game to make sure they are light on their feet. They should also sacrifice a bull at midcourt and drink its blood as a bonding ritual. Then, with blood dripping from his mouth, Big Ben should pour gasoline in his mouth, light it on fire with a skull/torch combination, and spit the giant flames into the crowd.
Guaranteed win if that sh*t goes down Thursday. GO BULLS!!!! F**K THE PUSSTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clean up from sacrificing an actual bull might be a bit much, but I like where your head is at.
Well they did these bull sacrifices all the time when I was in hiding in Mexico. They'd tarp the court up before sacrificing the bull, but their one mistake was that they wouldn't sedate the beast at all before attacking it with knives. One time the bull, while trapped in a corner being barraged with knives and swords, decided he'd had enough and start mercilessly impaling his enemies with this righteous horns. Now that I think of it, this series will go down in comparison to that heroic bull, who looked death straight in the eye and said, "f*ck you, not today."
Well, when you explain it like that....I'm all for it.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru... but I have never seen the Bulls get to the Finals.
Drew, you are the funniest 9 year old on the planet.
But Drew, can you make Michael Sweetney lose weight? If you could do that...only then would I be impressed.
You think Drew is the funniest 9 year old on the planet? You must not know about me, Timmy Tucker!
I am a sensation in Norway, known for my sensational slap-stick routines! It's hard to explain with just words, but when you get Timmy Tucker,a Norwegian hooker, 10 chocolate pies and two slingshots in the same room, only hilarity can ensue! I make the show "Double Dare" look like a yawn-filled trip to Church! I am just that electric fellas!
Come see me in a town near you this summer on "The Tantalizing Timmy Tucker Chuck E. Cheese Comedy Tour!"
My mom rote that last mesage behind my back. she promotes me liek i am jon benet.
I am funny and 9 tho! And I git free chucky cheez!
Drew...Are you really an outlaw in Peru? Cause I got a cousin who can't go to Chile anymore. Something about chickens and explosive tipped arrows...
Its not that I'm 9 yrs old. Its that I spent the majority of the 90's locked in dog cage under my porch. So that's why this could be very exciting for me!
Speaking of dog cages, my son Timmy must have gotten out of his and posted on this board and revealed my foolish antics.
I apologize for shamelessly promoting my hilarious, charming, cute son Timmy Tucker. I should not have used this board as a promotional tool for my child Timmy, who performs at the Chuck E. Cheese on 5030 S. Kedzie Ave., Chicago, 60632-3009 every Wednesday night this summer.
It would be sick of me to use this forum to post some reviews of my child. I would be ashamed of myself if I mentioned that Tiger Beat called Timmy ""LOL/ROTFL-funny" or that Teen Wave called his act an "awe inspiring slap-stick sensation."
Timmy Tucker, you may be the best 9 year old comedian to hit the circuit since Stevie Sampson in '72, but I'm coming for the crown in 2007!
Check me out at Discovery Zones all across the Pacific Northwest this June! I accept private parties as well if you f**kers are willing to pay up.
I need high ceilings for my performances (pref. barns, warehouses etc.), because I don't just tell jokes, I am a trapeze artist as well!
Book Randy Riggles, 9 year old comedic genius, today!
Riggles your act is a joke. You ripped half of your material from yours truly and the other half might as well be a picture me taking a dump. As for you Timmy, you used to open for me in Reno. You couldn't open for Henderson Twins anymore. I made you...If you want to see a true performer come to the Cook County Fair July 24th-27th. You will see sword swallowing, pony whispering, weight guessing, a floor routine and win a chance for me to preform privately at your Bar Mitsvah. See you there!!!!
yoooo f*ckas...Mice Play here, the 8 year old phenom known for his raunchy act and "jokes first" mentality! The kids don't want to hear that pony whisperin' bullsh*t, they want the jokes! And I give 'em what they want!
allright...all you little sh*tbags with your little magic trix can't touch my n*tsack when it comes to this comedy scene. So take your tired act back to your nasty mutha's placenta!
When you little bastards were soilin' your diapers I was suckin' on ti**ies and writin' jokes. Here's one:
"How do they seperate the men from the boys in San Francisco? Wit' a friggin' crowbar, that's how!"
This one had the Six Flags Great America ampitheatre in stitches..."What did the toddler say to the turtle? F*ck you turtle, you c*cks*ckin' reptile!"
Speaking of Six Flags, I'll be at several of those sh*tholes throughout the summer crackin' jokes for the kids. I'll make ya laugh, I'll make ya cry, and I'll most definitely make ya sh*t ya diapers!
-Andrew Mice Play
I've only made it through 10 seconds of that video and every hair is standing on end, my goosebumps have goosebumps, and I'm getting a little bulge down south.
I was explaining to a non-Bulls' fan that it has been over 15 years since our playoff fate has been at a crossroads such as this. Let's face it, once Jordan won one, it was only a matter of how many he wanted.
Let's take this franchise back to the promised land, Chicago.
The actual word for the sacrifice of a bull is taurobolium. The victim bull is brought into a temple that has a pit covered with boards. the person for whome the sacrifice is given stands in the pit below. the bull has his heart pierced and his jugular cut. He bleeds out onto the person below. Certain roman mystery cults and the the Great Mother often had tauroboliums done in their name. Yeah, classical educations rock
Tauroboliums sound awesome! reminds me of the old trip to the in-laws, right guys?!?
Interesting....I suppose as long as they could have the Bull rise out of the floor much like Drago in Rocky IV when he faced Creed in Vegas, I'd be cool with it. The player drenched in blood though....Malik Allen? I don't know who would be up for that.
Looks like they should have done that taurobolium!